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Mr. Simmons Goes to Washington - Chapter III

Posted by Unknown , Monday, December 29, 2008 9:46 AM

Author's Note: So it's been a while, and since I'm on Christmas break, I thought I would write another chapter for this long held story, just in time for the main character's (and my) birthday. I found some inconsistencies in the first chapter, so let me make it clear: It was Benny Villa, one of the capos for an unmentioned crime family, who was killed, and it's William Langley who's seen as a likely suspect, not the other way around. There was a bit of confusion when I first wrote it (mostly because I didn't know where it was going), but I'll go back and fix it sooner or later.

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I nearly have to roll my jaw up to get it off the floor. I’m stunned, shocked.

“Are you yankin’ my chain, Yak? It’s two o’clock, and I can’t take a bad joke right now.” I can hear the Yak sigh, and I see the smoke he exhaled swirl in the lamplight. We’re old friends, but I’ve always only been able to take the bastard in small doses. It would be just like him to mess with my head, but I got a feeling that he’s not lying and it scares me.

“Now why…” he takes another drag, “would I joke about a thing like that?” I’m about to lose my mind. I know it’s two o’clock in the morning and that I’ve had too much to drink. Even a man like me knows he has limits. Why did I take this case? I want to say that it was out of character for me to do it, but I don’t know that’s not true.

“Yak, what the hell is going on? Why would you do something like that?” I hear him stand up. He walks out into the lamplight, and I can see the glint on his glasses.

“For me to tell you that, we’d have to get out of here. I trust my men but I would never push my luck with loyalty. Especially when it’s bought and paid for.” Yak looks at his watch. “The bar closes as long as they stay around, but I may be able to shuffle them out a bit early.” I look at him, eyes wide and feeling completely knocked off balance though I’ve got both feet on the ground.

“Yak, do you realize what –“ I say, a bit too loudly. Yak moves quick and punches me in the stomach. I double over, not expecting him to do something like that, but this is a night for surprises.

Keep your goddamn voice down. These are hired men that will talk. Luckily, they don’t have anything to talk about, unless you give them something to say.” I’m coughing and sputtering as Yak heads out behind me. I hear him tell the guys guarding the entrance to pick me up and carry me to the bar. In no time, the jerks have their hands on me, dragging me out into the main room and back to Pete. They drop me with a thud, and Pete’s roaring with laughter.

“Need another drink, Tony?” I climb up to the barstool and nod.

“Yeah, but only one. I think I’ve got a long night yet.”
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It’s about 3:30 when Yak finally runs out the patrons by saying that he had it on good authority that the police were coming to the area. It was a good way to get all the kids out of the bar, but it was also a good way to have no business for a few days. Who wants to come to a raided bar? A few more came in, and there was a call for two more rounds on one guy who looked like he just tapped into his trust fund and bought a yacht. True to my word for once, I only had one shot of gin, though I was feeling everything a guy drinks to get away from come back to the surface. Yak needed to hurry his ass up if I was going to keep myself from taking all of his gin with me. Finally, he walks over to the bar.

“Alright, Tony. Let’s get in the car. You good enough to drive?” I laugh, but it sounds like a cough. Damn cigarettes.

“Yeah, Yak. You can put me behind the wheel.” Yak looks at me for a long second before shrugging.

“I could, but I’m worth more than you and more people want me dead, so I need to ride in the back.” I laugh again, longer this time.

“Are you sure about that?” Yak puts his hand on my shoulder.

“Time to go.” He turns around and heads for the entrance I came in earlier.

“Are we going out the front door?” Yak shakes his head.

“Nope, one of the back ones.” He opens a door that looked like part of a wall, across from the entrance where I came in earlier. There’s a staircase, and Yak limps up the stairs. I hear him grunt when he reaches the top. I’m not that slow, but I’m not taking the chance of running into something else. I follow. Breathing hard, Yak says, “We’re going up to the third floor. We’re going – to cross into the building behind the bar, and go down the stairs – on the other side.”

I follow him through the building. It’s obviously his entire business. I hope it’s not the only building, because single targets are easy targets when it comes to the mob. There are beds in many of the rooms, kitchens, bathrooms – a full living setup for fifty, seventy-five, a hundred people – though the only people here are a bunch of drunk guys playing poker in one of the rooms. They see Yak and nearly leap to their feet. When he doesn’t look at them, they come out in the hallway behind us.

“Boss? You need us?” Yak waves a hand.

“Nah, you guys play. I’ve got other business.” The guy looks at me hard and goes back into the room.

“Yak, are you running a full-fledged operation here? I thought it was just a bar.” Yak doesn’t answer. We reach the other set of stairs, and Yak goes down slowly, panting lightly. That left leg is killing him.

I can see the dark street out ahead and a black Rolls Royce. Yak gets in the backseat and gives me the keys to start it. I fumble in the dark for a minute, find the ignition, and crank that beautiful engine. Even when business was good, I could only hope for one of these.

“Where to, Mr. Olivetti?” I say, tipping my hat to him. He chuckles.

“Just drive. Safe areas are preferable.” I pull out onto the street and do as he asks. I figure I’ll drive him toward the poor part of town – the rich part of town is where all the guys who wouldn’t like Yak would be.

“Alright. What the hell is going on?”

“Exactly what I told you.”

“That doesn’t help my aching brain. I’m on the case now, whether I want to be or not.”

“Tell me more about your end of this.” I tell Yak bits and pieces of what had happened since midnight, keeping the William Langley’s name and the fact that I knew where the body was and even saw it to myself. Yak doesn’t make a noise for a good minute.

“Something seems wrong. Why would a girl like that go into your office at midnight? How would she have gotten into the building, anyway?”

“Yeah, I thought about that too, but by the end of it all, I had so many things running through my head it was impossible to stay on one thing.” Yak laughs.

“If you’d stop drinking, you’d have less trouble.” I hate it when people point out the obvious. I feel like a goddamn shooting gallery at the county fair – all easy shots, except with no prizes.

“I don’t have enough of a problem to quit.” I hear Yak sigh, and I grip the steering wheel tighter.

“I drink, too. I’m not saying you need to stop. You just need to keep from draining a bottle every time you sit down. Why do you drink anyway?” I can barely keep from yanking the steering wheel out of the car.

“I self-medicate.” There’s a pause before the Yak roars.

“Yeah. Yeah. I guess we all do.”

“You got sidetracked, Yak.”

“Yeah, I did. Where were we?”

“Why did you have Benny Villa killed?” Yak gets out another cigarette and talks with it bobbing between his lips while he reaches for his lighter in his expensive three-piece.

“He was the importer for the mob. Bringing in the booze for the ‘easies. For some reason, he thought he could retire. While not in itself a problem, it did become somewhat… inconvenient… for people like me-“ I hear him flick the lighter and see the bright orange out of the corner of my eye “-when he started skimming off the top for retirement. As soon as I knew what was going on, I sent in my best unknown, thus untraceable, man for the job.” He takes a long drag and I’m trying to process what I just heard.

“You mean to tell me that you killed that sonofabitch for money? Just for money? What’s happened to you, Yak?”

“Money makes the world go round, Sweetheart. I don’t know how it is on your side of town, but on mine, it’s still true. You can’t be all smiles and rainbows over here. It’s tough. It’s the city. It’s the blood and guts. You have to be willing to roll in the mud every once in a while if you’re going to live in the sty. If it makes you feel better, the mayor was never going to give him the key to the goddamn city.”

“Not the man I knew.” Yak leans forward.

“I wasn’t exactly planting daisies and singing Dixie when we met, Anthony. I’m exactly the man you knew.” I shake my head, knowing he’s right because-
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We met during the war. I was an infantryman assigned to Yak’s unit after they suffered quite a few casualties in an offensive. He was introduced to me as Yak Olivetti, but I found out later that “Yak” was short for “Jakob.” His mom was a second-generation German immigrant, and his old man had come over from Sicily to get away from the mafia running the island. Once we got to talking, Yak told me that his mom fell head over heels for his dad, but her parents decided to disown her. When he was around four, he saw his dad gunned down by mob men at his fruit stand in a case of mistaken identity. “Irony is a bastard,” Yak told me. His mom died not long afterward from not eating, a side effect of her grief.

I wasn’t an enthusiastic soldier, but Yak took to killing like a fish to water. Yak was always too gung-ho for war, and he ended up getting shot in his left knee because he stopped being careful near the end. One time we finally made some headway and took a little town next to a river. We found four German soldiers sleeping in the basement of one of the houses. There were three of us, Yak, a guy named Paul Vincent, and me, as the rest of the lazy bastards had called the building clear. We just wanted to see if they had anything good to eat, potatoes or something, just as I imagine the Germans had wanted to.

Instead of waking them up and taking them prisoner, Vincent shot one of them in the head with his rifle, scaring the others awake. I just stood there, looking at him, feeling the glue seep out of the hinges of my mouth. Yak looked indifferent. I begged Vincent not to shoot anymore of them. He finally agreed, and we started to walk them up the stairs out of the basement, our guns pointed at them. When we were on the top stair, Vincent kicked the lead guy in the chest and knocked him and the others down the stairs like he was playing nine pens. He took a grenade and threw it down the stairs on top of the soldiers, pushed us out the door, and locked it. The boom nearly rattled the door of the hinges, and I couldn’t believe what I had just witnessed. I put my hand on Vincent’s shoulder and turned him around. Only pure shock kept me from tearing him apart.

“What the hell did you just do?” Vincent shrugged and grinned – I’ll never forget that grin.

“All of the food was rotten anyway.” I reared back to punch him, but Yak caught my forearm.

“Let it go, Anthony.”

“What the hell are you on about? Didn’t you see what just happened?”

“Trust me. It’ll be taken care of.”

“But-“

“Trust me.”

The next morning at roll call, Vincent wasn’t there. He was listed as AWOL until they found his body in a ditch hacked to bits. He was on his stomach when he was found, a blood trail behind him. He’d been trying to crawl out. I never asked Yak about it. When I went back to my bed that night, there was a package wrapped in bandages from the infirmary. I unwrapped it and found a trench knife with dried blood. I wrapped it back up, went out, and dropped it into the river at the edge of town.

When we came back from the war, things changed quickly for Yak and me. After the war, I went straight into –
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I shake my head, getting out of my thoughts. Yak had leaned back against the car seat. I know he was watching me and watches me still.

“Yeah. You’re the same guy.”

“So what do you want from me, Anthony? Why did you come and see me?”

“I figured if I knew anyone with an ear to the ground, it would be you. And now I know who killed Villa, but… I can’t tell that broad that.” Yak laughs.

“No, sir, you cannot.” I’m trying to think, but my mind isn’t dry yet. The gin’s still making my eyes swim. There’s something wrong with all of this.

“Yak, we gotta go back my office.” Yak shakes his head.

“No way. I agreed to come along and tell you what I could, but you need to take me back before you go anywhere else. Hell, take the car, but I can’t go with you.”

“Alright alright. But answer me this: where did you have your man leave the body?” Yak reaches for another cigarette.

“Why do you need to know about the body?”

“I can’t take anymore right now. Stop playing games with my damn head.” I park the car and turn around to face him. “Tell me what you know, or I’m not taking you back.” Yak rolled his eyes and puffed hard on his cigarette.

“He was dumped off in the river on the south side of town where he would be dragged under and swept out to sea.” I felt my heart stop like I’d been shot through the chest.

“Are you lying to me?” Yak should his head.

“Why would I-“

Are you lying to me?” I yell at him, my face no more than two feet away from his.

“Why would I lie after I’ve told you so much? Jesus, Anthony.”

“Yak, I didn’t tell you, but… I saw the body.” I see the cigarette light drop, the whole thing about to come out of his mouth.

“What?”

I saw the goddamn body.” Yak takes the cigarette out of his mouth. I can taste the panic rising in my throat. I feel sick, and I’m almost sure that I’m going to throw up.

“That’s impossible because-“

“Because you told your guy to dump the body, but he didn’t, Yak! It was behind Katz Grocery on Putnam!” I finally feel picture coming together like a jigsaw puzzle. “What was your guy’s name?” Yak stays quiet, but I have to push him. “Was his name William Langley?” Yak’s eyes grow wide. He runs his hand through his hair, and finally nods.

“No, but his name was Langston. Billy Langston.”

“Yak, the man was an agent for the Bureau of Investigation and Villa! That’s at least what that woman told me. You’ve been set up!” Even in the dark, I can see that all the blood had drained from Yak’s face.

“The bar!” I immediately turn on the car and gun the motor. “Faster, goddammit, faster!” We got back within five minutes, though it took nearly taking most of the corners on two wheels. When we pull up where the taxi let me out earlier, Yak breathes a sigh of relief. “Oh, thank God nothing’s-“

At just that moment, an enormous explosion blows up the front of the bar, knocking out all the windows in Yak’s car. The faded neon sign lands in front of the car, narrowly missing the motor. The entire bar was in flames. Yak screams bloody rage in the backseat, but I have to reach back and punch him in the left knee to keep him from jumping out of the car. He looks at me with murder in his eyes, but he doesn’t move. The blood is back in his face, and he’s so furious that I think his head will blow off just like the sign.

“Jakob… we gotta find that broad.” Yak is shaking now.

“And when we do… I am going to kill her with my bare hands.”

To be continued…

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Mr. Simmons Goes to Washington - Chapter II

Posted by Unknown , Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:19 AM


This is a continuation of "Mr. Simmons Goes to Washington - Chapter I." If you haven't read it yet, I suggest you do so or you'll be lost. Enjoy.

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I’ve got my coat on and my fedora. I had to sell my car about six months ago to make the rent, and now I’m back to taking cabs like some Joe Blow off the street. She’s already gone. As soon as we were out of the building, she made sure that nobody thought we were together. I could only watch her walk away knowing I’d see her again. She was going to be the end of me.

There are no cabs on this street this late, so I have to walk. It’ll be a long walk, and possibly a dangerous one. But gin and two month’s rent calls.

As I walk, I’m thinking about what all she’s told me. I’m dissatisfied with what little I know, and how that little I know is scarier than it should be.

I see a late driving cab, hail it, and tell it where to go. The driver’s surprised and asks me why I want to go there, but all I say is, “Family.” It’s true in a way. In the off and on light that is the street lamps, I pull out my notebook and start writing.

Villa comma Benny dash. Tisdale comma Jasper dash. Langley comma William dash. I look at the spaces after and between the names and groan. What a hell of a case this could be. I start filling in what I know. Next to Benny, I write “mafia racketeer” and “murdered Friday, September 22nd.” Then I realize an assumption. Who knows how long the body’s been there? Nancy. I frown.
Next to William and Jasper, I write “FBI.” I make a special note next to William that says “crooked.” Who isn’t? I sigh at the ridiculousness.

I come back to Benny Villa and think as hard as a gin-soaked mind can think. The cab stops before I’ve really started, and I get out, give the driver what little money I still have to make him stay put, and set out for Katz Grocery. I see it and observe that there’s no one else around. I jog a little, but I can’t go very far. I light up a cigarette from my reserves. I know it’s a liability because now I can be found in the dark, but God it’s good.

I see a police car coming my way and I duck into an alley and hide my cigarette. Seeing the car drives home how dangerous this could be, and I’m feeling good. I realize that I’m crazy. I blame it on the war, but I think it was coming on long before.

After the car passes, I run up the street and duck into the alleyway that leads behind Katz. It doesn’t take me very long to find it – and that means it was meant to be found. Sure enough, Benny Villa is bloated and staring back up at me, somehow both slack and rigid. I bend down and give him a good slap in his clean-shaven jaw, which is broken. It’s the least I could do for all the kids he killed by taking them in his gang. I was glad he was dead.

I stand up and survey the situation. He’s in a gray business suit. Benny Villa was notoriously sloppy, and the suit showed it. It was wrinkled and stained. He was so fat the buttons gapped. There were lots of bloody places all over his body. I pull open the holes in his shirt from the wounds. They’re slits. “Stabbed,” I say, the cigarette between my lips bobbing like an Adam’s apple. His high-dollar fedora was about three feet from his head. I unbutton his jacket, which isn’t hard, and look in his pockets. He’s got cigarettes inside his jacket, and I take a look. Chesterfields. I’m a Lucky Strike man, but I take them anyway. The other side of his jacket has a notebook with numbers with dollar signs. The usual. But I catch a name. Tisdale. It’s written with an “X” next to it. Jasper Tisdale. Was he dead?

I search the body for more, a bit more frantically, but I’m not finding much. His wallet has nothing in it. I finally give up looking in his pockets. I check the lining of his jacket and the inside of his belt, but nothing’s stashed away. All I’ve got is a name, but it’s valuable. I get up, about to walk away, when I look at his fedora again. It’s a damn good looking fedora. I take it. The rent’s up, and the gin’s running dry. Gotta take the breaks when I can. Mine was looking pretty old anyway. I make a fast break out of the alley and hail another cab that happens to be driving through. I want to go to my apartment to figure out what the hell has happened, but I know I’ll fall asleep if left alone. I could call Nancy, but the broad probably knows what I know already. I need more information. There’s only one place where a man like me can keep his ear to the ground.

“You know Olivetti’s?”

“You mean Mr. Olivetti’s ehhhh… cigar lounge?” This bastard’s quick.

“Yeah. The cigar lounge.”

“Yeah, I got you.”

“I’ve gotta go see the Yak.” The cabbie nods, and drives on without another word.

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Of course, Olivetti’s isn’t a cigar lounge. As the cab pulls up, I can see the darkened neon sign come into view. It says Olivetti’s in bright green and red when it’s lit up, but the real deals go down when the light’s off. The neon sign is left over from the days that this was an up and coming bar, before the church ladies and preachers turned off the taps a few years ago. Prohibition hadn’t choked off everything, though. While Olivetti’s had been able to change it’s front to a cigar lounge, it was still one of the best speakeasies in the whole damn town. Now it made five times the profit, and at all hours of the day.
I walk into the alley beside the doorway and go down a steps leading to the shipment door. I kick the door with my shoe, and a slide on the door at eye level immediately comes open.

“We’re closed.” I can tell this guy’s as big as a Ford by his voice, but I know how to handle it.

“Yeah, but your sister ain’t.” The slider shuts, but I hear the guy laughing as he opens the door.

“Hey, good one, Tony. Welcome back.” I tip my new fedora to the doorman. I pat him on the shoulder even though I can’t remember his name.

“Yeah, thanks.” I walk to the end of a wooden-paneled doorway, but I could have followed the smell of cigars and whiskey just as easy. I hear some girls laughing and a few men drunk enough to sing. I come to the open end of the hall and see about thirty people spread out across the room. I take a look over my shoulder as I walk to the bar. The man I need to see ain’t here. As I look back to the bar, a familiar face is smiling back at me. The bartender, six feet tall, cross-eyed in one eye and lazy in the other, looks at me with one eye turned to my face and the other to my hands.

“Damn, Pete. I don’t know how you can even see with those goddamn eyes.” Pete picks up a glass and starts cleaning it while laughing.

“To hear the sisters down the street tell it, it’s God’s work. But I don’t believe it.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah.” He’s filling me up a glass of gin.

“Why not?”

“Because God would be one crazy sonofabitch to come in here.” Pete roars with laughter, and I share a laugh with him and nod. He slides the glass across the bar into my hand and I chug the whole thing down. Pete watches me with one eye.

“Bad night, Tony?” I grimace.

“Yeah. You might say so.” Pete straightens up and towels his hands.

“What are you here for, then?”

“Ain’t it obvious?” I say as I dig my finger around the glass for the last drop. Pete obviously disapproves and frowns at me.

“I’d say it’s the gin you need.” I slam the glass down.

“Hell no. I need to see the Yak about a thing. I didn’t see him when I came in. Where is he?” Pete looks beyond me and nods.

“Right where he usually is.” I turn around and see a slender figure sit down at the piano on a stage at the far end of the room. I pass the glass back to Pete without looking. When his fingers hit the keys, I know the tune. People in the room start laughing and singing along. When his fingers hit the keys, I know the tune.


“She brings her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother,
Oh I never see Maggie alone!
She brings her uncles and cousins,
She's got 'em by the dozens,
I never see Maggie alone!”

I watch him as he gets into playing, laughing and nodding along with the words that the patrons are nearly shouting at him. It’s a small crowd for a night like this, but they sing like there’s ten times as many here. He keeps playing, his hands flying across the keyboard, putting flourishes in places the recordings don’t.

“I threw the line in
Then I gave a shout
Thought I had a trout
I pulled the line right out
There was her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother!
Oh I never see Maggie alone.
No, I never see my Maggie alone!"

He finishes with a flourish and the crowd goes crazy, begging him for more. He stands up, smiling, enjoying the attention, and is about to oblige them for an encore when he sees me. He blinks once, and then turns to the crowd.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I have other matters to attend to. But if you’re still around when I’m done, I’ll play you another tune.” The women in the crowd plead with him, and even rush up and touch his arms and shoulders, while the men hoot for him to play again. I tilt my new fedora on the back of my head and push my glasses up on my face. He pushes them aside, obviously pained to have to shy out of the limelight, but he gestures to another man off stage, who immediately comes out, slides out on the piano bench, and starts playing before he’s even settled.

Suddenly, someone grabs my arm. I look up and it’s the delivery truck that let me in.

“Tony, he’s waiting for you.” I pull my arm out of his grip.

“I know the drill.” I move away from the bar and move across the room to slide behind the same curtains the acts used. I see a few men in black suits and even better fedoras than mine. I nod to them all and move between them. They don’t stop me.

I go into the back room. It’s dark and I can barely see my hand in front of me. One lone lamp lights the room. I see the ashes of a cigarette glow bright orange and then settle into a dull red color. The wisps of smoke push into the lamplight, and I move for my own cigarettes. I was always a soft man for an addiction.

“Still smoking Strikes?” I don’t answer as I light it. I take a deep drag and nod.

“Yeah. Always.” He chuckles.

“I saw you asking around. What do you want, Anthony?” It’s been a long time since someone used my name and it didn’t make me cringe.

“Yak, Benny Villa’s dead.” There’s a pause.

“I know.” I nearly choke on my cigarette. Maybe it's the gin, but I'm so angry that I can feel the mercury rise up the back of my neck and explode in my brain.

“How the hell do you know? I had some broad come into my office and tell me to investigate this damn murder because of jewelry and the FBI and all sorts of strange shit, and you’re telling me you already know what’s going on? How do you know he’s dead?” I see the cigarette light glow bright orange again and hear him stand. Only his mouth is in the lamplight. He brings up his hand and takes the cigarette between his index and middle finger and flicks it. I can't help but watch the ashes fall to the floor. I realize I can't hear the piano playing anymore, and the silence is almost absolute except for my own wheezing breaths. Suddenly, I know what he's going to say before he says it.

“I know because I had him killed.”


To be continued when I damn well feel like it.


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Mr. Simmons Goes to Washington - Chapter 1

Posted by Unknown , Saturday, April 26, 2008 10:17 PM

I wrote this as a gift for a friend who has the same birthday as me. This is about five months late. His last name is the same as the main character, as are some of his mannerisms. This is the first chapter of a longer story that I will post during the coming weeks. Click the tag "Mr. Simmons" in tag list on the right to see the rest of the story as it's posted. This is my first try at noir, so let me know what you all think.

The CC license is posted at the bottom.

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It’s midnight, but it feels like 10:00 in the morning, around the time I start having my first drink anyway – though I sometimes don’t get up until noon. Even though it’s nearly morning, I’m feeling wide awake and needing another glass of gin. It’s too goddamn hot to sleep anyway. It’s a record 102 degrees in the city, and it’s already September. They say it’s going to be a hard winter. As long as the gin’s harder, I’m fine.

I’m just about to push back from the desk and prop up my feet when she walks in, paying no mind to my closed door. I can barely tell it’s a woman without my glasses, so I put them on to see who I was about to tell to go to hell. Then I see her. She’s tall. Her hair’s the fire red that all the boys whistle about. Her coat’s black and covers the clothes she’s wearing underneath. Her black hat is one of those long-brimmed affairs, with a red band around the middle – something real high class alright. It’s hiding her eyes, and I know that she meant for it to be that way. I can tell she’s smart and calculating. She’s the kind of girl that would be just thrilled to run a skewer through my crotch if I cross her.

Though I ain’t ever shown any respect for anyone besides my mother, something kicks me in the ass and forces me to stand up. I wondered to myself if I had had my hat on, if I would have taken it off and placed it against my heart like she was the goddamn American flag. But wasn’t she something.

“Are you Detective Simmons?” she asks, and I try my best to keep my face stony as my heart jams up my throat like a car stuck in rush hour traffic.

“Yeah. Name’s on the door, Sweetheart.” She laughs, but it’s cruel.

“Yeah? Well, you don’t look like any detective I ever saw. Country’s full of bums since the war. Men don’t think they need to work anymore because they did a year or two of hard labor in the military.” I come back down from Cloud 9 with a thud. This broad is poison.

“Come back in the morning. I don’t work at night.”

“If that was true, doll, I wouldn’t have found you here.” I feel my mouth turn into a sneer and I pour another glass of hot gin.

“That don’t mean I take cases at night. Get out and come back tomorrow. How the hell did you get in here anyway?”

“Tomorrow’s Saturday,” she says, ignoring my question like women do. I turn the glass of gin up and toss it back with the practice of a thousand other glasses. I pour another glass.

“Yeah.” I manage to say, caught in my own drunken stupidity. Before I can get the next glass up to my mouth, she’s lightning quick with her leather gloved hand around my wrist. She makes me drop the glass and it shatters on the floor. I’m so angry that I’m seeing red, but she doesn’t flinch.

“This is important, or I wouldn’t be here, you drunk bastard.” I laugh at her audacity.

“Buy me more gin.”

“In addition to your fee?” I squint at her.

“If I take your case now, you owe me twice my fee.” She sits in the chair across from my desk and smiles.

“Alright. And I’ll throw in a bottle of gin.” I watch her as she crosses her legs and I can’t keep my eyes from flicking to them, gorgeous as they are as they go on for miles, leading to a place where I’d like to be, drunk or sober. She catches my eyes. I sit down. Some of the gin spilled on the way down, and my tie lands in a puddle of it on my desk. It’s too late to care. I prop my legs up in it anyway. She’s disgusted.

“What’s the case?” She takes off her gloves as she talks.

“My jewelry has been stolen.” I can’t help but laugh.

“You come walkin in here at midnight to tell me to find your damn jewelry? Who the hell do you think I am? I investigate murders, lady, not cat burglaries.” She glares at me like she wants me to die, and I can’t blame her. I haven’t been looked at any differently than that in a long time.

“I’m aware of that or I wouldn’t have come in here looking for you.” I sit back in my seat again, waiting for the punchline to this joke she’s playing on me. She holds her gloves in one hand and folds her arms. “My jewelry has been stolen, and I know who did it.” I start to interrupt her, but she beats me to it. “I also know that the man who stole them worked for somebody a lot bigger than a two-bit jewelry theft. But he’s dead. I need to know why.” She stops here, and I’m looking at her like she just told me that I’m investigating a unicorn incident involving a banana and a bicycle.

“Listen, I’m not in any mood to chase rainbows and-“

“I’ll triple your fee.” I stand up slowly and run a hand through my hair. I haven’t washed in days. I’ve got a soft beard growing, and I know that she still finds me as disgusting as the moment she walked in. I look out my 12th floor office window and watch a sole car creep down 6th Street and take a left at Martin. I’m trying to figure her out.

“Why right now?” She rejects this question.

“You’ll understand why. But that’s not important at the moment. I need to know if you’ll take the case.” When the gin is long, my temper’s short, and her games aren’t helping my patience. I turn on her like a dog that’s had hot air blown in his ear.

“Then you’ll answer my questions! This isn’t a game, lady. I’ll investigate a murder, but I gotta know what I’m in for.” She groans at my hesitation and calls me a coward with her eyes. Goddamn, she’s got beautiful eyes. She looks down, the brim of her hat hiding her face. As mad as I am, I’m ready to leap across the desk and show her that I’m a real man. One she can respect. I’m not a romantic, but I love a good fuck every once in a while. I think she reads this in me, and this unhinges my resolve. She knows men. Even though I should be in control, I’m not. She’s made it clear. I didn’t even get her to offer me the real dealmaker. I’ve lost my touch.

Without my acceptance, she slowly smiles and nods.

“I’m glad you’re in then.” I look back out the window and shake my head. Something’s really off about this. I’m listening, but I keep my back to her, keeping our eyes apart. I don’t like it when I’m easy to figure out. She proceeds to give me the details of the case, without my questions, and I know that she’s got me where she wants me. She lights up a cigarette and seems to enjoy it more than a good girl should.

“The jewelry belongs to me. The thief is William Langley. He works, or I should say worked, with Jasper Tisdale, a favorite of J. Edgar’s men. Actually, they both were. But Langley was dirty and Tisdale knew it. Billy was three-timing Hoover, Tisdale, and me. It got dangerous when he started doing work on the side for Benny Villa-“ I had to stop her.

“Benny Villa? The racketeer? This mess just got too deep, Miss-“

“Call me Nancy. And yes, the Benny Villa, though that name is as phony as he is.” She takes a long drag on her cigarette. I cross my arms and keep listening, though I can already tell this will be more dangerous that I could have imagined. She continues. “I have it on good authority that Benny Villa is trying to go solo – get out from under the umbrella of the Mob. He won’t go clean. He’s doesn’t know how to be legit. But I think this has something to do with why Villa was killed. I need you to find out why he was killed, where Langley is, and if more people are in danger. Namely me.” She’s clearly finished telling me what she felt was necessary, but I need more. I face her and see that she has taken off her hat. Her hair frames her face, and I feel tempted to touch her. I have never seen another human being look so impossibly and completely the ideal of beauty.

“Why don’t you work with the police? You seem to know a lot.” She nods and takes a finishing drag on her cigarette so long that it makes me want to cough.

“Yeah, but that would mark me. Especially if it has something to do with the Mob. Half of the cops in this town are dirty. That’s why I had to come to you. I could do an investigation myself, but I would look suspicious combing for clues.” It made sense, and I was angry that it did. I didn’t want anything more than to shove her out of my office and tell her to never come back. But she was offering a lot, and the rent was up on the apartment and the office. More importantly, I only had a little gin left. I sat down at the desk and looked at her evenly.

“Why do you need to know so badly who did it? Why not just move out of town without dragging me into it? It’d be a lot easier on paperwork that way, and Benny or whoever might be looking for you.” I pause. “But wait. How are you wrapped up in any of this anyway?” She laughs.

“Isn’t it obvious? I know too much. And I know a lot more that I haven’t told you.” I shake my head.

“That still doesn’t tell me how you know so much in the first place.”

“That part isn’t hard, but we’ll see how fast you figure it out.” I want to pursue it further, but I know she won’t budge. What a hell of a girl.

“Why did you come in tonight? What’s so urgent that couldn’t wait until Monday?” She sighs with something other than impatience.

“The police are going to find Langley’s body tomorrow.” I blink.

“He hasn’t been reported yet? He hasn’t even been found yet?” She says nothing, but I can’t keep quiet. “This is too deep, Nancy. You’re trying to get me involved with the F.B.I. and the Mob? What the hell is wrong with you? I should have shoved you out of this office the first few minutes you were in here.” Her gaze chills me.

“I need to know who killed him, and I need to know now. If you hurry, you can find the body before anybody else.”

“Where is it?”

“In a dumpster behind Katz Grocery on Putnam Street.” I laugh. Even though I didn’t expect to, it doesn’t faze her. Nothing does.

“That bastard was murdered in the Jewish district?” She cracks a smile, and it’s like seeing the moon on a rainy night.

“That’s why you can find it before anybody else. It’s-“

“The Sabbath.” I laugh, and it’s fuller this time. “Thank God for the Jews, eh?”

To be continued...

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